Wi-fi Hunter Pillows

"I'm sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if I could borrow a little work?"

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

We don't have wi-fi.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Desert wifi

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'