Wifi Seeker Pillows

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

'Wifi! Wifi! Wifi!. . .'

"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Free Wifi

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Need Wi-Fi

Free WiFi

Internet Addict Anonymous

"I'm certain my side isn't a WiFi hotspot."

"Remember, son, there's no free lunch or wifi."

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

'Oooh, a mobile Wi-Fi unit. I sure hope he stops soon! I haven't checked in on my social networks for the last two blocks.'

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

"Well, it's like this - the WIFI password may be at the bottom of a cup of coffee, or it might be at the bottom of a muffin wrapper. So which would you like to order first?"

'No cyber, no service.'

"The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer..."

"No, we're not telling you the password - you have to use TheWoodsWiFi - Guest."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Maybe the free Wi-Fi wasn't such a good idea. Lemonade. 25 cents.

We're off! Three hours and we'll be away from civilization! Ack! Are you two big kids already missing home? No, Nana. Our internet connection.

'Not that net!'

Overjumpers

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Technological Dependence.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."