Chi Seeker Pillows

Overjumpers

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Skiing

Problem Solving

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Once more, with fury."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Relaxation Technique

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."