Chi Seeker Gifts

Overjumpers

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Skiing

Problem Solving

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Coffee

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Silver Fox

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Once more, with fury."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Hippie Edibles Co.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Control in the workplace.