Wifi Hunter Pillows

'We only come here for the free wi-fi.'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Excuse me, do you have toe wifi password for this place please?"

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Technological Dependence.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Wifi whore

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Desert wifi

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

We don't have wi-fi.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'