Wifi Hunter Gifts

'We only come here for the free wi-fi.'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Excuse me, do you have toe wifi password for this place please?"

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

The World Wide Web.

WiFi Signals

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

We don't have wi-fi.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Desert wifi

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Internet Restaurant

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."