Wifi Hunters Gifts

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The World Wide Web.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Technological Dependence.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

We don't have wi-fi.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Desert wifi

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."