Nature-loving Wifi Seeker Gifts

"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."

'Not that net!'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Technological Dependence.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Birds with Headphones

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

Internet Restaurant

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

'Internet access... internet access....'

Need Wi-Fi

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Free Wifi

Internet Addict Anonymous

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

Family separated by the Internet

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

"[Treehouse conference call]"

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

'No cyber, no service.'