Wireless Tech Pillows

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

The Bluetooth Fairy.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"Try moonguest again with a capital M."

Of course, my phone would ring right now.

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

Voice-activated high-speed wireless communications.

'Have you considered going wireless?'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

'Can you supply a faster internet connection and a faster husband?'

"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"

"I used to let down my hair. But since I've gone wireless, I just use all my old wires."

'Does anybody know how to spell Mayday, three times?'

'We just received an obscene radio message from planet Sigma Epsilon Khi.'

"We're very worried about Huawei and exactly how to pronounce it."

'Sweet. Free wi-fi.'

Man using wi-fi to surf the internet whilst on the lavatory

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

"I found a hot spot."

Canine Library. No cell phones. No squeaky toys.