Wireless Communications Pillows

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

Lynching on social media

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'How fast can you hype?'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Right click for yes...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

This Message Has No Content

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Text Culture

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Bird Tweet.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

WiFi Signals

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

The Modern Novel.

"Will follow you on social media for food."