Wireless Connectivity Pillows

WiFi Signals

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Cellphone Islands

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"Hello?"

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

"Two bars—how about you?"

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'I am the genie of the laptop. What is thy bidding, Webmaster?'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Voice-activated high-speed wireless communications.

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"