Wifi Connectivity Pillows

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

I've turned granny into a mobile WIFI unit.

Wifi in Hell

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Desert wifi

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

"No internet connection"

'Internet access... internet access....'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"I need a slower internet connection."

How M2M really works.