Internet Connectivity Pillows

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"We need an internet service that's faster than our bad news."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Digital Fomo!

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Obsession with the Internet.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

The World Wide Web.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"