Online Connectivity Pillows

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

"She looks just like in your photos."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Technology and Love

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Zoom Wedding

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

We met online.

"I still maintain an online presence."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."