Online Connection Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, man!! When I invited my Facebook friends to visit, I didn't think they would all show up.'

"I'm sorry Tom, you're just not the man I 'friended'."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Likes: $2.

Wifi in Hell

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

A Highly Networked Staff

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.