Cyber Connection Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'I fell in love with his domain name.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

A Highly Networked Staff

Primordial Schmooze

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"