Online Networking Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't want to be your Valentine yet, but you can follow me on Twitter."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."