Online Networker Pillows

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."

"Real people are clearly overrated."

Did you get my "friend request"?

'Cruel and unusual punishment?' 'Sorry, solitary confinement means no social networking either.'

Twitter - You have 17,349,276 followers.

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"As a child I had imaginary friends. Today I have friends on facebook!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Good Luck!

Networking

Bird Tweet.

Mark Zuckerberg

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Follow me on Twitter...

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'Well what do you know---opportunity no longer knocks, she Twitters'

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Man-mobile

We met online.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."