Online Networking Pillows

'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'Talk about unpopular...I just rejected a friend request from myself.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'I have two facebook accounts. In one of them I have my friends and cool people. In the other I have my parents.'

Be sure to like us on social media.

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

Modern Art

"On the internet, nobody knows I'm a dog because I use a cat profile pic."

'We're finally part of the world wide cobweb.'

"Hold on a second. I'm updating my profile status."

The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.

"I said, 'Don't mess with me, Mother, I have friends on the Internet!'"

"I post therefore I am."

Social Media

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"It was nice for his online friends to turn up!"

Myspace then and now.

"I still maintain an online presence."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

The Unfriended Masses