Online Pillows

'Next comes the cool part. Grab the clothes pegs. We're going online.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Travelogue

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Technology and Love

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'