Being Online Pillows

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Technology and Love

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

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