Online Presence Fanatic Pillows

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Obsession with the Internet.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Futuristic Teenagers.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

Internet Name Tags.

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"They call this a universal charger?"

Likes Makes Right

Internet Addict Anonymous

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

When psychics fight.

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I and my Blog'

Standup Dictator

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.