Internet Fad Fanatic Pillows

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Science fiction fans on other planets

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Shopping Torture

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Shoe Whore

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

Too Much?