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'No.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Science fiction fans on other planets

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

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"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

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'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Shoe Whore

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

Too Much?