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"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

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"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

'We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses.'

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

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