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Potholing club entrance.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

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Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

La Table

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Wifi in Hell

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Vivienne Westwood

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"