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"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

La Table

Men's business romper.

Rap music

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Vivienne Westwood

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

Can I get you another coffee?

Jeans sale

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Back To School Supplies.

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

Fashionista

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'