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"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

La Table

Men's business romper.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

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Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Can I get you another coffee?

Jeans sale

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

Back To School Supplies.

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Fashionista

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'