Clothing Trends Prints

'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'The eighties are in fashion.'

'Darling! You're not wearing a skirt...'

Fashion update dryer sheets

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Keeping warm.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Rap music

A Macaroni in 1772

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"