Clothing Trends T-Shirts

'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'The eighties are in fashion.'

'Darling! You're not wearing a skirt...'

Fashion update dryer sheets

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Rap music

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '