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"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."

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"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

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'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

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"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

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"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

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'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

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'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

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Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

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