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"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."

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Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

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'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

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"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

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'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

Can I get you another coffee?

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Back To School Supplies.

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Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

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