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Vivienne Westwood

La Table

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Men's business romper.

Rap music

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Wearing all black

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

Jeans sale

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Fashionista

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'