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Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

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Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

Jeans sale

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Fashionista

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"