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I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

La Table

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

Rap music

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Vivienne Westwood

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Jeans sale

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Fashionista

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."