Trendy Fashion Prints

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Rap music

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Can I get you another coffee?

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Jeans sale

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

Back To School Supplies.

Fashionista

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."