Trendy Fashion Mugs

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

Emergency Hipster Beard

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Vivienne Westwood

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Can I get you another coffee?

Jeans sale

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

Back To School Supplies.

Fashionista

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'