Trendy Style Mugs

Sure, the beard and glasses and pipe and suspenders are all hipster, but the red skinny jeans are a step too far.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vivienne Westwood

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hoxton map.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Jeans sale

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

Fashionista

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'