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Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Hoxton map.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Jeans sale

Can I get you another coffee?

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Back To School Supplies.

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Fashionista

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

How very Balham!