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Emergency Hipster Beard

Top knot

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Rap music

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Can I get you another coffee?

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Jeans sale

Back To School Supplies.

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Fashionista

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."