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Emergency Hipster Beard

Top knot

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Rap music

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Jeans sale

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Fashionista

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

'Cargo Cult' (a man kneeling before a pair of cargo trousers in a shop window).