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'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Rap music

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Jeans sale

Back To School Supplies.

Fashionista

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I can't believe school starts next week."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

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Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Puffer Jacket

'Cargo Cult' (a man kneeling before a pair of cargo trousers in a shop window).