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"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."

'I'm s00 hungry!'

Men's business romper.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Rap music

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

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'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Fashionista

'Like most fund managers, I consistently under-perform the market--but I do it with real flair.'

"I can't believe school starts next week."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

2 Live J. Crew

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.