Stylish Outfits Pillows

"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."

'I'm s00 hungry!'

Men's business romper.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"I opted for the upgrades."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Jeans sale

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Fashionista

'Like most fund managers, I consistently under-perform the market--but I do it with real flair.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"I can't believe school starts next week."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

2 Live J. Crew

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"