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'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Rap music

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

Jeans sale

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

Fashionista

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"I can't believe school starts next week."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

'Cargo Cult' (a man kneeling before a pair of cargo trousers in a shop window).

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.