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'I've got my hat on back-to-front...but I still can't communicate with him.'

Getting in shape has turned into one shallow fad after another. Aerobics, pilates, spinning, zumba .. I need something more eternal! I'm getting back into yoga. I'd like to, but I can't decide. Hatha, hot, power or yoga booty ballet. The one with the most eternal outfits.

'It's the Mr High and Mighty de nos jour.'

"Remember when they used to complain when we brought them clothes they could grow into?"

'Unlike the other boys, a baseball cap and earring isn't good enough for you, is it, Barratt!'

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Rap music

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Can I get you another coffee?

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Jeans sale

Back To School Supplies.

Fashionista

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"