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'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

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'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

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"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

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"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

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"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

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"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."