Trendy Culture Pillows

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Art is Anal

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Rap music

Jarvis Cocker

Vivienne Westwood

Spontaneous Kombucha

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Upper East Side Dog Park

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Australian punk

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Jeans sale

Can I get you another coffee?

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Wearing all black

Back To School Supplies.

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Fashionista

'Hey, we're in style!'

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Says here tiny houses are the hot new trend. Didn't I always tell you we're ahead of our time, Doris?"

Pop up hell