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Art is Anal

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Rap music

Spontaneous Kombucha

Upper East Side Dog Park

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Australian punk

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Wearing all black

Can I get you another coffee?

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Jeans sale

Back To School Supplies.

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Fashionista

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

'Hey, we're in style!'

Pop up hell

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."