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I love Pretentious Coffee.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Grandma's caf

Writers without borders.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee

Running Latte

Coffee Menu

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"