Trendy Styles Pillows

Whatever.

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Rap music

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Men's business romper.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vivienne Westwood

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Jeans sale

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

Fashionista

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"