Trendy Clothes Mugs

'I've got my hat on back-to-front...but I still can't communicate with him.'

'It's the Mr High and Mighty de nos jour.'

"Remember when they used to complain when we brought them clothes they could grow into?"

'Unlike the other boys, a baseball cap and earring isn't good enough for you, is it, Barratt!'

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

Emergency Hipster Beard

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Jeans sale

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Fashionista

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

Puffer Jacket

'Cargo Cult' (a man kneeling before a pair of cargo trousers in a shop window).

Fashion update dryer sheets