Trendy Lifestyle T-Shirts

Gluten Free Dry Cleaning

Kids Today

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Rap music

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Fur Baby

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Hoxton map.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

Astronaut Selfie.

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."